urban outfitters christmas card

Things People Really Want for Christmas
1. World peace
2. Muscle tone
3. Self- cleaning bathrooms
4. Familes who get along
5. Calorie-free chocolate
6. Self-acceptance
7. Tropical vacations
8. Healthy gums
9. Toe-curling romantic love
10. Alternate identities
11. Tivo
12. Behavioral change
13. Knees that don't hurt
14. One of everything
15. Inner children who behave
16. Outer children who behave
17. Perspective
18. Wisdom
19. Freedom from guilt or regret
20. Lasting weight loss

*as substantiated by anectodal polling and solid hunches